After examining the patient, an ophthalmologist said, "Specs have to be installed."
The patient said with surprise, "But Docter specs are already on my eyes."
The doctor also responded cautiously, "I have to put specs."
There was a habit of driving a football player to sleep.
One day he got tired of his obsession and went to the doctor.
The doctor gave him pills and said, "Eat one pill every night before bed."
The player asked, "If I start it from tomorrow, is there any harm?"
The doctor said, "No, there is no harm, but why from tomorrow?"
The player replied, "Tonight is the final"